here's your hat, what's your hurry

Thought I'd give this a try. The title? Frank Zappa was asked what he was going to name his forthcoming child (I forget which one), and he replied, "Clint Eastwood if it's a girl, Burt Reynolds if it's a boy." I thought it was funny. Yeah, whatever. Fuck you, too.
Oh, and yes, I am going to use that kind of language.